I have decided I suffer from a little known condition called Confidence Deficit Disorder. Five months of little more than baby talk has left me, quite frankly, scared of adult company and conversation. I dart round the local supermarket hoping not to bump into anyone I know, and if I do, I stutter and mumble like the village idiot. Even family are beginning to notice, and I'm sure one or two of them think I'm on some kind of drug. Any attempts at normal conversation leave me feeling frazzled, my brain melts and I have to sit down with a cup of tea.
Any hints and tips would be greatly appreciated. Just don't expect a sane reply.
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